Choose to become the TAILOR

“Hey, could I become TAILOR?” you ask.

“Sure thing.” TOP HAT MAN tells you. “ I suppose you could also DEPUTIZE for it, but a short ELECTION will do the trick just fine.”

Top Hat Man and Plaguemask are depicted conjuring green voting orbs, which feed power into the player character

A while after, an ELECTION is set up, and a few Agorans vote for YOU to become TAILOR - their votes gathering some kind of energy which then, once they were all made, gathered and floated towards you, infusing you with new OFFICER POWERS and OFFICER RESPONSIBILITIES.

Badaboom, you’re the TAILOR now!

(You can choose to go around with your TAILOR apparel visible, although you can change this and adjust your appearance at any time by changing your SIGNATURE.)

The player character now has a pair of scissors in eir hand and a ribbon around eir waist.

“Don’t disappoint now. Keeping an accurate record is important.” PLAGUEMASK tells you, before retreating back to the underground after the small event is over. “I’m sure he’ll do fine.” TOP HAT MAN chuckles.

You can feel the weight of RESPONSIBILITY of the role on your body like some kind of gravity, a pull that seems to try to obstruct and slowen you somewhat. But you also feel invigorated with new POWERS, and by sheer will, you can now conjure GRAY RIBBONS.

But wait, as the Agorans return to their normal lives, you notice a shadow behind the giant RULESET obelisk, looming. Creeping slowly. Something was going on, and it seems like nobody else has noticed yet.

A wispy black power coalesces behind the monolithic ruleset pillar.

A recap of your current assets:

The player character holds a rectangle containing the representations of eir four items.

You have a KILLBLADE - it’s a SCAM, and it looks small and very fragile. You don’t know much more about it given your low understanding of the art of SCAMS, aside from that it seems very dangerous.

You can DANCE A POWERFUL DANCE, pretty well too, in fact!

You know how to FILIBUSTER. A dangerous but powerful, dark art! Questionable, but it can DELAY your target!

You are the TAILOR, which reduces your mobility slightly, but will give you income over time as you hand in REPORTS, and you can give GRAY RIBBONS.

What do you do?

Point it out and holler for help.
Carefully sneak in closer and investigate what’s going on.
Stab it with your KILLBLADE!
(Write in)

Aspen chooses “Carefully sneak in closer and investigate what’s going on.”