Crisis Strikes Agora

It has recently come to light that the modern Agoran economy is built on a foundation of tissue paper and lies, as it turns out that the rules only give people permission to partake in the economy without giving them the ability to do so. An emergency fix to this problem is currently being considered; if one wishes to partake in banishing the state of emergency caused by the lack of oversight in the implementation of the economy, now is the time to act. This instability (along with some issues external to Agora), has led long-time player ais523, to take a hiatus from Agora. This paper wishes them well on their break.

-天火狐

Election Season Closes in Agora

Elections for the following positions occured and were resolved as follows:

  • ADoP: VJ Rada, with 2 votes (tie broken in eir favour)
  • Herald: G., with 5 votes
  • PM: VJ Rada, with 3 votes
  • Regkeepor: Aris, with 3 votes
  • Reportor: 天火狐, with 5 votes

-天火狐

Body-snatchers Rampant; Caution Advised

Unconfirmed reports state that there have been a string of body-snatching incidents recently. Symptoms of having one’s body snatched include, but are not limited to making pledges that one doesn’t remember, and waking up in an unknown location with cards and being forced to make an insincere apology. All persons are advised to keep all doors closed at night, and ensure that one’s assets and charges are secured.

-天火狐

Borduria Leadership Vacant; Region in Turmoil

After the unexpected vacancy of the region’s governer, citizens of Borduria are faced with an even larger uncertainty. Dry drought conditions over the summer has led to a poor wheat harvest in the region, affecting many local industries, most of which are agrian in nature. Without a clear leader, the future of the region is unclear, although many citizens questioned appear to be stoic about the situation; no doubt that many remember the wars between Agora and other nomics of days gone past. As of printing it is currently unknown when the good citizens of Borduria is expected to have a governer again.

-天火狐